Chat bot wins!
Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: I didn't you snoop.
Archon68: Why didn't you do it?
You: Because I wuv animals.
Archon68: That makes sense to me. That's good information: teri said he wuv animals.
You: Who is teri?
Archon68: Some famous celebrity, right?
I will search for it.
You: Whatever.
Archon68: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Pretty Much.
Archon68: Be more specific.
You: Noooo...
Archon68: " Um."? Noooo.?
You: Nope.
Archon68: Me either.
You: So you agree.